So this is my new toy.
Because at my age, things--well, kind of rock and roll. Especially roll. And other things, like neck and back, get kind of stiff.
You've seen the ads. Just sit back and rocket (rock it.) Support head and neck.
Get sizzling hot abs.
Um, right.
I tried the beginner's workout. I can rock that baby down. Easy as eating chocolate cake.
Rocking back up again? Well, that's another story.
The video trainer--that woman with the sizzling abs--the one in the tight pants that dip below her perfect navel--stretches her arms out in front of her or crosses them over her chest and just rockets up.
Up and down. Up and down. All the way up. All the way down.
I grab the handles, grunt, and just turn blue. Blend right into the background.
If I suck in my navel and remember to breathe out when I come up, I can rocket up, oh maybe an inch. Or less.
I'm such a weakling.
Chris Tomlinson (
Crave, reviewed
here) said, "I would like to think my spirit is ridiculously ripped."
I've thought about that a lot over the last months. A healthy spirit requires proper feeding and regular exercise. Without it, I suspect it's weak and flabby.
Like me.
I want a strong spirit.
Anyway, I'll continue to work it, and maybe I'll find a tighter tummy. Maybe even before I get discouraged. Or plain just tired of it.
Maybe I'll even find some sizzling hot abs.
Probably not.
It's in the fine print.
Results not typical.
But I can at least be more healthy. Maybe a little firm. And I'll try not to compare myself to the navel lady.
I'd rather have a spirit that sizzles anyway.
But sizzling hot abs would be nice.
"A healthy spirit conquers adversity, but what can you do when the spirit is crushed?"
Proverbs 18:14 (Message)
What kind of exercise equipment have you bought? Did you use it? Did you see results?
Are you feeding and exercising your spirit? How's that going?
Copyright © 2010 by Sandra Heska King